13 X-Files Vines So Brilliant, Aliens Probably Made Them
The X-Files Abridged, the Vine account, run by Colleen Evanson, uses Mulder and Scully dolls to sum up individual episodes, and they’re hilarious spot-on, going in episode order. (As of August 31, the account is on Season 3, Episode 6.)
I seriously hope Evanson makes Vines when the new series drops January 24, 2016. (Hint, hint. Wink, wink.)
Summary: Bad people covering things up + Scully doing some mutha f–kin’ science!
Summary: Episode is a combo of “The Exorcist” and “The Good Son.” (Why didn’t I ever think of that?!)
Summary: Scully’s slightly MIA in this episode, since actress Gillian Anderson was apparently preggers at the time.
Summary: Scully was on a boat and had a ballin’ time, nbd.
“Little Green Men”
Summary: Science first, love second.
Summary: Mulder likes to listen to himself talk.
“Beyond the Sea”
Summary: Scully ain’t got time for your problems.
Summary: Mulder is a moron.
Summary: Mulder throws the fandom for a loop.
Summary: Mulder and Scully are the OG zombie chasers.
Summary: Every “X-Files” episode ever.
Summary: Also every “X-Files” episode ever.
“The Erlenmeyer Flask”
Summary: EVER D–N EPISODE OF “THE X-FILES” EVER.
You can watch more of these badass Vines here.