10. This hastily made reboot makes me lose all appreciation for the original.
9. I came to enjoy this fandom after everyone else had long since been on board.
8. Yes, please spoil the whole thing for me.
7. Why wouldn’t Batman join the Avengers?
6. I’ve got to give my cat a bath tonight, so here, take my opening night Hobbit tickets.
5. After the party, it’s the hotel lobby.
4. Joss Whedon who?
3. InnerSPACE? You mean that Dennis Quaid flick from the ’80s?
2. Did ya see the big game last night?*
1. I have no opinion on the matter.
* Unless referring to an e-sports broadcast or Quidditch Match.